Hi, I'm not a fan, not even a t-shirt, but one of my best friends is. I want to pick him up something school for the holiday. Something incredibly cheesy. He's already got the inflatable Bevo and similar stuff. I was thinking fuzzy dice, but the ones on eBay look dumb as shit. I was thinking a real set of longhorns, but the ones on eBay are too spendy. The stuff on the school website doesn't quite meet my exacting standards of kitsch. Can anyone make a suggestion, and recommend a resource? I'll need it shipped as I'm in the Northwest.